Professionals are De***** Ahem!...........
 
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease,
eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be
debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered,
bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered,
software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and
even musical composers will eventually decompose. On a more positive note
though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

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