Bumper Stickers
- Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? . . . )
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted, then used against you.
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

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