Bumper Stickers

 

- Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? . . . )

 

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

 

- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

 

- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

 

- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

 

- He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

 

- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

 

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will

be misquoted, then used against you.

 

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

- Honk if you love peace and quiet.

 

- Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

 

- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.

 

- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

- Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

 

- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

 

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

 

- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

- Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

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