The Top 50 Oxymorons50.    Act naturally49.    Found missing48.    Resident alien47.    Advanced BASIC46.    Genuine imitation45.    Airline Food44.    Good grief43.    Same difference42.    Almost exactly41.    Government organization40.    Sanitary landfill39.    Alone together38.    Legally drunk37.    Silent scream36.    British fashion35.    Living dead34.    Small crowd33.    Business ethics32.    Soft rock31.    Butt Head30.    Military Intelligence29.    Software documentation28.    New York culture27.    New classic26.    Sweet sorrow25.    Childproof24.    "Now, then ..."23.    Synthetic natural gas22.    Christian Scientists21.    Passive aggression20.    Taped live19.    Clearly misunderstood18.    Peace force17.    Extinct Life16.    Temporary tax increase15.    Computer jock14.    Plastic glasses13.    Terribly pleased12.    Computer security11.    Political science10.    Tight slacks9.    Definite maybe8.    Pretty ugly7.    Twelve-ounce pound cake6.    Diet ice cream5.    Rap music4.    Working vacation3.    Exact estimate2.    Religious tolerance   And the #1 Oxymoron...... 1.     Microsoft Works

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