Marriage Counseling

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is.
The wife goes into  a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. 
The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here to your office Monday and Wednesday,  but Friday I golf."

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