Mental Hospital Hanging
A patient at a Mental Institution hung himself from the ceiling of the activity room of the hospital. Right below him another patient sat comfortably in a chair quietly reading a book he found earlier. Not long after, one of the nurses entered the room and was shocked to see the man hanging from the ceiling.
She went directly to the man reading the book under the hanging patient. "What in God's name happened here?" she asked him.
"He thinks he's a light bulb" replied the reading patient.
Shocked, she asked "Why the Hell did you just leave him hanging there?"
The patient replied, "And what? read in the dark?"